Hello Earthlings,

I am aware of how long I haven’t posted and for depriving you of myself, I truly apologize. Here’s what happened:

First, I left to go to my cousin’s graduation in another state I stayed there for a few days and then we all went to Vegas for some sexy time. We were joined by Borat. After that refreshing trip, I was stuck in airports for what seemed like a week but was really a day and finally I arrived at my apartment. I had to go to school the next day because I started summer classes and if that wasn’t hectic enough, a friend visited me that same day for two days. AFTER my friend left, I was standing in my apartment looking at the filth that had accumulated over the past 2 weeks and I decided to spend the next few days cleaning. After my apartment was super clean I decided to test it and eat ice cream off the floor. It didn’t work but I gave up. For I wasn’t socialized to be a cleaner.

Now, you might say “why adorra after you were done with all your school work and your friends and cleaning, why didn’t you blog then?” I’ll tell you my darlings! After I was done cleaning, I sat down in front of my laptop to post one of the 7 or so drafts that I have already written and to add to it a bit, but then I heard a 6irbakh! and my laptop crashed! Okay I didn’t really hear anything but it DID crash. Completely and utterly and I lost ALL my files, all my pictures, all my videos, every single document that I’ve written for school, every single received file I’ve ever had. All gone with the wind. I panic and take my lovely to Circuit City where they tell me that all is lost and will never be found again. I decide to go home and cry myself to sleep but wait wait.. what’s that I hear? another 6irbakh! MY FUCKING PHONE BROKE! No 6irbakh this time as well but the phone did break. So, no phone, no laptop, no friends, no bloggy.

and THAT my babies is how the cookie crumbles.

I am now writing this from the school lab but Andrew just called me and told me that my laptop is fixed so even though I will never love it the same way I used to, I will try to forgive it. I will try with all my heart. And hopefully I will be back to blogging and posting pictures (which I did take specifically for you!) and the whole nine yards.