I pity the fool

HAHAHA yes I’m THAT smart. Atghashmar. Moo min thaka’ il 23 students laken min ghaba’ il 450.

300!

So I was having a conversation with Swair online and we were talking about penis’, sperm, and thighs so obviously I’m blogging about it.   

Swair says:

penis-using man sounds so wrong

adorra says:

you buy sperm

adorra says:

and inject it into yourself for preservation

Swair says:

hmmmm

Swair says:

that’s an idea lol

Swair says:

bs ba3dain the kids’ll be bastards, right?

adorra says:

la 7aram

adorra says:

they’ll have a father

adorra says:

ana abi zoji ikoon spartan

Swair says:

u never know when an old lady might come up and slap their heads saying “who’s ur daddy?!”

adorra says:

from the movie 300

adorra says:

LOL

Swair says:

that would sound wrong too

Swair says:

looooool

Swair says:

i SO want to see that movie

adorra says:

damn their abs and thighs

adorra says:

DAMN THEM

Swair says:

e

adorra says:

mako kuwaityeen chithee MAKO

Swair says:

bs khalas, everybody’s blogging about it!

adorra says:

why they torture us? I don’t know

adorra says:

it’s probably a conspiracy against arabs

adorra says:

seeing as how all the arab women are not going to get married to arab men because ma3indihum abs and thighs like the 300 men

Swair says:

la3ana

adorra says:

ooh ba3dain the men will be sex-deprived

adorra says:

fa when the westerners come to steal the land

adorra says:

they’ll bring nice-bodied hookers

Swair says:

akh ya galbi..

adorra says:

who the men will be all over

adorra says:

and they’ll take the land

adorra says:

and we wont mind

Swair says:

LOL

adorra says:

because they bring us abs and thighs!

Swair says:

of course

adorra says:

and et voila!

Swair says:

wow

Swair says:

blog this, blog this now

Monica Bellucci NAR.

There’s this song that is annoyingly catchy and I can’t seem to get it out of my head! It’s called it’s me stiches or something of the sort.

I came back from spring break yesterday and bought so many books! In addition to the stuff I got when I went to Chicago a weekend or two ago, I’m officially broke. Bas it’s all in the name of fashion, make up and literacy.

 Hypothetical situation:

- If a girl is interested in her sister’s husband’s brother. Is that weird? I don’t think it is at all. I kind of think it’s cute ooh a3aref nas mitzawjeen chithee but I mean being in THAT relationship helps a lot li’ana the intentions are out on the table which clears up a lot of drama. What do you think? It would really help a friend out. (okay obviously it’s not a hypothetical situation)

and to help another relative out: Do your baby hair eye-brows! :-p Atghashmar atghashmar.

School starts tomorrow and I’m not really in the mood. It’s been hectic and I have a lot of stuff I need to do but I need to organize my time.

I HATE DOING DISHES! Jad Jad if I ever happen to get married ra7 agool 7ag my hubby ina ya3ni asawi kilshay ila dishes! ye3 they’re gross. Especially when you keep them in the sink for 2 weeks. They produce this odor and they start to grow mold and you have to hand-wash each one individually for 30 minutes! Ba3dain ana ma3indi wakt aghasel is7oon kil youm! I have an education to pursue! I also hate cleaning the tub. :[ I feel like helpers are underrated bil Kuwait.

In other news, I’m reading Interpreter of Maladies. So far it’s pretty good.

Madonna

What constitutes virginity?