Waiting

When I was younger I would run away from my reality by immersing myself completely in books. One book after the other, I wouldn’t stop reading until I was far far away. Now that I’m older, I realize that I ran away from my reality by coming to the US. The more I run away, the more I feel lost and now I just can’t help but ask myself; what the fuck am I running away from?

On dancing and bars

SHAL KHIFAT 6EENA?!?! IYANEN!

If I was ever to get married through my parents, I know that I would be VERY picky because I’ve already given up on love and now would just do it out of 7annat omi or to be able to wipe those pitiful frowns off of people’s faces. LAKEN if a guy like THIS ikha6ebni khi6bat ahal, ooh yargesli hal ragsa bil khi6ba WALLAH WALLAH agool ee wana shaga il basma. shino hal zogha? The guy 3alaih khifat 6eena masarat wala istiwat AND he has rhythm.

On a side note, doesn't he look like Mr. Incredible from the Incredibles?

In other news, I’ve been here for almost 2 years now and ever since I first came I’ve wanted to create some videos for my mommy and sister to see where I live and whatnot. Seeing as how I don’t have a video camera and will have to rely on my regular camera, they will be in installments. First batch taken today kanaw shway khwara li’ana I can’t really drive while holding a camera so it wasn’t a very well thought out plan. Also, I forgot to delete pictures from the memory card so I kept having to stop and delete pictures. I’ve decided to do a weekly video post of some event or another if this works out. Don’t make fun of soti, tasweeri or madeenti wa shukran! Next time, it’ll be one longer video as opposed to 3 (1-2min) videos. Enjoy!

My video-making talents are flawless, I know.

I got it from my mama!

You know what really REALLY annoys me? I’ll tell you! It’s when people come up to me and tell me that I don’t look or sound like a girl who graduated from a public school in Kuwait. Or when people start talking about how girls who went to 7ikooma are less educated and more boy-crazy than girls who went to private schools. I’m not going to talk about the male-stereotypes because 1) I don’t want to keep saying him/her and 2) because I’m not AS aware of the male stereotypes as I am the female ones. Nibtidi il 7adeeth:

I graduated from a public school. I loved my high school and I love the friends that I made as a result of being there. I am not going to pretend that I am a pure bred 7ikooma girl because I only spent my high school days in one. Now, it really bothers me when people tell me that I don’t sound like a 7ikooma girl because I can speak English properly but I accept it and explain to them where I got my English from. I accept it because it is an undeniable fact that the English that is being taught at public schools in Kuwait is below par. What I don’t tolerate on the other hand is when people tell me that 7ikooma students aren’t as educated as Khasa students. It really bothers me because that remark drips of condescending ignorance. I’ll tell you why, while you were learning how to perfect your English, 7ikooma girls were taught how to speak Arabic properly, something ya 3yalt il khasa that you lack. Not all of you, just like not all of 7ikooma girls lack English skills. While you were being taught US history (which I was taught in middle school, ekh?) they were being taught the history of Kuwait and the Middle East. While you were being taught Science in English, they were being taught the exact same Science in Arabic. So tell me, PLEASE enlighten me, how the hell do you think that you were better educated? They took P.E., they took Home Ec., they took French, they took all the same classes that you took but in a different language. I’m the first person that will tell you that every person should have some understanding of the English language because it’s the most spoken language in the world and being fluent in it will help you A LOT. What it doesn’t do though, is be a determent of whether you are educated or not. On the other hand, do you know WHAT makes you look stupid? Not being able to hold a conversation in your mother tongue. Not being able to WRITE and SPEAK proper Arabic when you were raised your entire life in an Arab country. THAT is what makes you look stupid, not whether you can grasp the basic grammatical conventions of another language.

Phew! That took a lot out of me, what else did I want to talk about? Oh oh I remember, 7ikooma girls being sluttier and looser than girls that graduated from Private schools. I won’t answer this in the length in which I discussed the first matter. What I would like to say though is that, how many girls graduate from a private school per year? Let’s assume in the best case scenario that 200 students graduate from any given private school every year (the number is WAY less). If 200 students graduate every year, let’s say that 100 of them are girls. In a public school, 300 girls graduate every year (give or take some). I’ll go as far out to say that we have just as many private schools as we do public. If that was the case, a THIRD of the girls go to private schools while 2/3 go to public schools.

Let’s make this a tad more interesting using the Adorrian formula, in Kuwait we do NOT have as many private schools as we do public so in fact it could be as large as a quarter of girls go to private schools but it’s probably less than that. “People” say ina “ee ya3ni intay ra7 tilgain fas3at ib madares khasa laken mo kither ili tilgainhum ib madares 7ikooma, bil madares il khasa tilgainlech yumkin khams banat laken ib madares 7ikooma tilgainlech arba3ta3ash bint!”

Let us assume that this false statistic that you pulled out of your ass is true, Using my Adorrian formula, let’s say that the entire 16-year old female population of Kuwait consists of 100 girls. 25 girls go to a private school while 75 go to a public school. If in fact only 5 girls from the 25 are sluts then that equals 20% of the girls that go to this private school. Also, if 14 girls out of the 75 students at this public school are sluts then that equates to 18.6%. Now tell me, who is sluttier? :-)

The point of this post is not to say that fi’a mo3ayana is sluttier than fi’a okhra, I am plainly stating that obviously it seems like a bigger amount of slutty girls/lesbians is emerging from Public schools because there is an obviously bigger amount of girls in those schools! If there was an equal amount of girls in both schools then you would most likely have an equal (give or take one) amount of sluts in both.

I am completely drained from writing this and I would just like to add a small disclaimer that I have an equal amount of friends in both of these schools. I don’t think that one group is smarter than the other, I also don’t think that one group is sluttier than the other. I think they are both equally smart and slutty (or lack of). If you think this is offensive, then I’m sorry it wasn’t meant to be. The only way that you could actually perceive this post as offensive is if you in fact are from a private school, and if you DO think it is offensive that I think that you are JUST as smart as a girl from a Public school, then STFU I intended to offend you.

Also, this post does not apply to Arabic Private schools, only English and American ones. Wa shukran!

Beau

Most girls that I know have made some deal or another with a guy they know (usually a good friend) where if they both get to a certain age and neither are married then they’ll marry each other. How this usually works is that both female/male partners are quite similar and are kind of sure that they won’t easily find someone who will fit the criteria they have for a perfect life-mate.

The good amount of deals to make is 3 because especially in Kuwait, people get married REALLY fast and most deals fall through, some friends you lose touch with, others have girlfriends/boyfriends and whatnot. Anyway, I had two of those deals, one was more realistic than the other. The other is just sort of like a passing agreement not one that was deeply thought out and analyzed to the last minute detail.

My real agreement just fell through. I’m so fucking devastated (ok not really) but I’m upset. My realistic pact-buddy just got engaged. I mean he was MINE. he was MY back up and now he’s not. Now I have to actually start looking for potential marriage partners. I mean I’m no where near the age where I should even remotely worry or even want to get married but herein lies the problem. If I was to look for a guy who would be a back up, it would have to be someone I trust and love and can actually coexist with and right now, none of my current guy friends fall under that category. I love them to death but I wouldn’t share a bathroom with them. On the other hand, if I was to look for a serious relationship, one most likely ending in a ring around my finger then that’s just as tiring! Both need years of work!

I am starting the official search for a potential pact-buddy. If you think that you would be an eligible candidate for this position then please send in a resume, a personal picture, and a 500-word essay describing why you think I should pick you. Girls, if you have more than 3 deals than I would just like you to know that sharing is caring. Some girls have one or none! Don’t be selfish! :-p

I’m really happy for him. I’m glad he found someone that he wants to share the rest of his life with. I just think he should have waited for me to find MY someone too! Bastard.

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» Greyshorts yaboonich! :-p Also, I’ve always wanted Eiffel Tower panties. I Wonder where I can get me some of those.

Ballin’

Eric: Are you planning on staying afterwards?

Me: Maybe for a year or two, I wanna intern at Amnesty International

Eric: They don’t have that in Kuwait?

Me: They do but most of the organizations back home aren’t as active as I would like them to be

Eric: There’s always AlQaeda

Me: Of course there’s always that, I still have the pamphlet they handed out back in high school asking for recruitments

Eric: wait.. are you serious?

Me: Eric chub.

If you are stupid, don’t try to be witty.

Long picture post

My friend called me before my evening class and told me to go home and get ready so that she could pick me up right after class and take me somewhere special. I did as I was told. I put on my party face and went to class. At 5 pm I headed to the parking lot and got into her car, we drove for 10 minutes to a Krogers parking lot and we parked there. We got out and started walking and walking and walking and walking.

We walked until we saw this

And we had arrived. At first we saw CNN and a bunch of other TV anchors, i mean I knew that I looked good but come on gentlemen give a girl some space!

We then proceeded to see the line of people that just kept getting longer and longer and longer by the minute. The people in the long line were the people who had tickets to the event. We were in the rejects line of people who were hoping to catch a glimpse of anything worth catching a glimpse of.

So we sat on the curb and just waited. We waited for 4 fucking hours. We were told to get on our feet at 9pm because they were going to escort us into a room where we would be able to see everything on a projector screen. Now I’m thinking, i didn’t wait in line for 4 fucking hours to see this event on TV, i could have done so from my couch but they took us in groups of 5 into this special room for rejects. We were in this guys group.

We waited for an hour looking at the damned screen and I pretending to be all sophisticated reading my book and playing with my pen.

An hour and a half later they FINALLY said that they were going to let some of us in to see the main event! wo0t! Since we were in the first couple of rows of the reject hall, we were guaranteed in and so we went in and things haven’t started yet and we happened to get good standing spots on the floor too! I wanna escalate the story further with more pictures of things before the main event but sadly the posters will give it away so I’m doing it in reverse. Obama baybee.

The speech was inspirational. The crowd was phenomenal. But we are Kuwaiti’s and we don’t vote in the US so at some point we got side-tracked (not during Obama’s speech though) and started taking pictures of things that were of interest to two young women:celebrity look-a-likes and annoying children.

We were trying to take a picture of the camera-men behind this bastard but he just wouldn’t stop looking. Isn’t it common courtesy not to look into other peoples cameras?

This is my friend with her AWESOME shirt. Then the annoying kid who was annoying the fuck out of us.

All in all, I’m going to have to say that I had a fantabulous time. We left there around 1 am and we walked all the way back to where our car was parked and then got burger king and called it a night.

We took a gajillion other photos but I don’t want to bore you to death with repetitive pictures. Sadly i did not get to touch him or steal his bottle of water even though I wanted to. Blonde bastard who did it before me. I didn’t even get a picture with him, I was practically trampled on by this crowd! I want him to be president now so that I can tell people that I met this guy before he was even president!

In other news, no news from the school I applied to yet. Yarabi ga3da 3ala a7ar min il jammer!

Universal

Sometimes I miss Kuwait

Then I hear something as ludacris as what I heard today

and I change my mind.

Tidbit:

Me: That is really sexist

Retard: Intay moo mitrabya ooh moo bint san3a li’ana mafi bint san3a ra7 itdish bain shabab witgool hal kilma, titkalemain chithee jidam obooch intay?

Me: Ee actually I do. Mattafact, he says it in front of me as well

Retard: EEE wani3ma il tarbiya. Banat hal ziman.

Shycagho

This is what I do in my spare time (Starting at 4:01). Yah. Ana yayya amreeka laish 3ayal?

Update:

Dee: ADORRA hal video a7iis wa7da mnhum entyy!! hathiii elii 3ala balha ehii fe night club :p Haaa???? sh’hal 7arakaaat hathii ?:P

(and then after I told her that it was in fact NOT me, even though the resemblance is uncanny!)

Dee: loool 3alaina 3alaina??? well she dances like you :p

Sushi

In one of my political science classes today we played a little game where she divided up the class into partners and then sent 1 partner out of the room while she talked to the other partner and vice versa. We were playing the prisoners dilemma but we changed it up a bit to fit the situation of a classroom/cheating/failing. If you are not familiar with the scenario I am talking about then just read ahead and I will later on update this post with what I picked and what you should have picked, and trust me ladies and gentlemen there IS a right choice technically (although some may debate it).

There’s this dilemma that you might have heard about in Psychology/Sociology classes called the Prisoners Dilemma, it’s basically a scenario where you have committed a crime with an accomplice. You are caught but there is not enough evidence to put you away completely so the prosecutor gives you the choice to either confess or stay silent (he also gives this option to your accomplice but you have no way of contacting each other throughout)

If you confess, and your accomplice stays silent, you get a get out of jail free card and they get life imprisonment.
If you confess, and your accomplice confesses, you both get 20 years in jail.
If you stay silent, and your accomplice stays silent, you both get 5 years in jail.

Now, these are not debatable, you have no contact with your accomplice, and s/he is neither your friend nor your enemy. You just happened to commit a crime together. What would you pick and why? Would you confess or stay silent?

Update:

I chose to stay silent because I had hope in my bitch of a partner to stay silent and for both of us to get out in 5 years which is relatively better than all of the other choices, except for the one where I betray him/her which I would do but I kept thinking that if I thought like that, then they would think like that and we’d both end up confessing and going to jail for 20 years. I hoped that my good thoughts would penetrate the door and get to my partner. They didn’t. I ended up failing the class, or in this case life imprisonment.

Now, the right choice my comrades would have been to confess. It is what a “rational” individual would have done, as opposed to someone thinking of the collective good. What I (and Moniker) fell into was the Sucker Payoff, which basically means that we decided exactly the way our partners would have wanted us to decide because now they don’t have to go to jail at all. What all of you did (if we assume your partners confessed as well) falls under the dominant strategy. It is what most people do in order to maximize their profit. The optimal strategy though would have been for both of you to stay silent and get 5 years which is nothing, laken lil asaf, we have a bunch of backstabbing self-interested bloggers! You made the rational decision though, all of you except for Moniker (and me).